# The Faking of Genetical Results

## BY PROFESSOR J. B. S. HALDANE

MY FATHER published a number of papers on blood analysis. In the proofs of one of them the following sentence, or something very like it, occurred: "Unless the blood is very thoroughly faked, it will be found that duplicate determinations rarely agree." Every biochemist will sympathise with this opinion. I may add that the verb "to lake," when applied to blood, means to break up the corpuscles so that it becomes transparent.

In genetical work also, duplicates rarely agree unless they are faked. Thus I may mate two brother black mice, both sons of a black father and a white mother, with two white sisters, and one will beget 10 black and 15 white young; the other 15 black and 10 white. To the ingenuous biologist this appears to be a bad agreement. A mathematician will tell him that where the same ratio of black to white is expected in each family, so large a discrepancy (though how best to compare discrepancies is not obvious) will occur in about 26 per cent. of all cases. If the mathematician is a rigorist he will say the same thing a little more accurately in a great many more words.

A biologist who has no mathematical knowledge, and, what is vastly more serious, no scientific honour, will be tempted to fake his results, and say that he got 12 black and 13 white in one family, and 13 black and 12 white in the other. The temptation is generally more subtle. In one of a number of families where equality is expected he gets 19 black and 6 white mice. It looks much more like a ratio of 3 black to 1 white. How is he to explain it? Wasn't that the cage whose door once seemed to be insecurely fastened? Perhaps the female got out for a while or some other mouse got in. Anyway he had better reject the family. The total gives a better fit to expectation if he does so, by the way. Our poor friend has forgotten the binomial theorem. A study of the expansion of would have shown him that as bad a fit or worse would be obtained with a probability of , or .0146. There is nothing at all surprising in getting one family as aberrant as this in a set of 20. But he is now on a slippery slope.

He gets his Ph.D. He wants a fellowship, and time is short. But he has been reading Nature and noticed two letters* to that journal of which I was joint author, in which I might appear to have hinted at faking by my genetical colleagues. Thoroughly alarmed, he goes to a venal mathematician. Cambridge is full of mathematicians who have been so corrupted by quantum mechanics that they use series which are clearly divergent, and not even proved to be summable. Interrupting such a one in the midst of an orgy or Bhabha and benzedrine, our villain asks for a treatise on faking. "I am trying to reconcile Milne, Born and Dirac, not to mention some facts which don't seem to agree with any of them, or with Eddington," replies the debauchee, "and I feel discontinuous in every interval; but here goes.

* U. Philip and J. B. S. Haldane (1939). Nature, 143, p. 334.
Hans Grüneberg and J. B. S. Haldane (1940). Nature, 145, p. 704.

"I suppose you know the hypothesis you want to prove. It wouldn't be a bad thing to grow a few mice or flies or parrots or cucumbers or whatever you're supposed to be working on, to see if your hypothesis is anywhere near the facts. Suppose in a given series of families you expect to get four classes of hedgehogs or whatnot with frequencies p1, p2, p3, p4, and your total is S, I shouldn't advise you to say you got just Sp1, Sp2, Sp3 and Sp4, or even the nearest whole number. Here is what you'd better do. Say you got A1, A2, A3 and A4, and evaluate

Your has three degrees of freedom. That is to say you can say you got A1 red, A2 green and A3 blue hedgehogs. But you will then have to say you got S - A1 - A2 - A3 purple ones. Hence the expected value of is 3, and its standard error is ; so choose your A's so as to give a anywhere between 1 and 6. This is called faking of the first order. It isn't really necessary. You might have , , and A1 = 9, A2 = A3 = 3, A4 = 1. The probability of getting this is , which is only just under .04. However, it looks better not to get the exact numbers expected, and if you do it on a population of hundreds or thousands you may be caught out.

"Your second order faking is the same sort of thing. Supposing your total is made up of n families, and you say the rth consisted of ar1, ar2, ar3, ar4 members of the four classes, sr in all, you take

and sum for all values of r. Your total ought to be somewhere near 3n. The standard error is , and it's better to be too high than too low. A chap called Moewus in Berlin who counted different types of algae (or so he said), got such a magnificent agreement between observed and theoretical results, that if every member of the human race had repeated his work once a month for 1012 years, they might expect as good a fit on one occasion (though not with great confidence). So Moewus certainly hadn't done any second order faking. Of course I don't suggest that he did any faking at all. He may have run into one of those theoretically possible miracles, like the monkey typing out the text of Hamlet by mere luck. But I shouldn't have a miracle like that in your fellowship dissertation.

"There is also third order faking. The 4n different components of should be distributed round their mean in the proper way. That is to say, not merely their mean, but their mean square, cube and so on, should be near the expected values (but not too near). But I shouldn't worry too much about the higher orders. The only examiner who is likely to spot that you haven't done them is Haldane, and he'll probably be interned as a Red before you send your thesis in. Of course you might get R. A. Fisher, which would be quite as bad. So if you are worried about it you'd better come back and see me later."

Man is an orderly animal. He finds it very hard to imitate the disorder of nature. In fact the situation is the exact opposite of what the reader of Paley's Evidences might expect. But the problem is an interesting one, because it raises in a sharp and concrete way the question of what is meant by randomness, a question which, I believe, has not been fully worked out. The number of independent numerical criteria of randomness which can be applied increases with the number of observations, but much more slowly, perhaps as its logarithm. The criteria now in use have been developed to search for excessive irregularity, that is to say, unduly bad fit between observation and hypothesis. It does not follow that they are so well adapted to a search for an unduly good fit. Here, I believe, is a real problem for students of probability. Its solution might lead to a better set of axioms for that very far from rigorous but none the less fascinating branch of mathematics.

Eureka, 6.

Reproduced from Eureka 27 pages 21-24.

## Additional notes to the online version

Errata: "122073" should read "122753", "or Bhabha and benzedrine" should read "of Bhabha and benzedrine", "" should read "".